Forget about robbing banks. You’re going to need to commit securities fraud-level felonies to afford this one.

Reminds me of explaining that my 100% factory Lancer Evolution was not illegally modified and the rear spoiler was *not* going to be removed because it was DOT approved.

Meanwhile, inside the patrol car...

My best tip for driving in the winter?

Yeah the “don’t wedge your foot between the pedals” test is way too lax.

The ability to trade in your car, easier servicing, a liaison between the manufacturer and the consumer...

Tesla’s direct sales method has only hurt the customers. 

Independent financing, repairs, aftermarket/OEM parts, a path for issue escalation, a queue for the inevitable parts recall....

Buying your wife a Saab convertible for her birthday: WIRED

But if you paid Youabian, they could meet the challenge:

The cars were old? They both were released for the 2016 model year!

1. 2014 Ford Explorer

1. “2014 Ford Explorer”

Well you see they towed that thing around while it was blasting music, people were partying, and while they do that there’s hundreds of really high and drunk burners on bikes and on foot swerving all over the place around it. Those cages help to ever so slightly reduce the risk of one of them getting under the wheels…

Visit Tucson, we have tons of planes in the desert just hanging out.

I know that Burning Man and its surrounding acts are sometimes a questionable interpretation of the word “art”, but I’ll be damned if there isn’t something strangely surreal and beautiful about part of a 747 sitting alone in a Nevada desert. 

A car that isn’t in a crash costs nothing to repair.

Design for repair yes, but also design to avoid the collision in the first place, which is what they are doing. A car that isn’t in a crash costs nothing to repair.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *deep breath *…

The other reason for moving the car, LaSha told me, was that her husband wanted to show that it could be done after his friend voiced some doubts.