@Buckus: Spoken like a true minivan driver :P

Also 20 years ago today, in an ironic twist, a sad little boy wept as he destroyed his Milli Vanilli mixtape to be used in a Thanksgiving lip syncing competition that very next week.

hooray!

Why did you turn?!

@stöke, breakfast of champions: bwwwaaahahahaha

This woman is already a classic, but the car? Never!

@SpikeJnz - Moar Awesome!: Janine? Sorry about the bug-eyes thing.

A few hundred trillion eh?

awwwee yeeeaaaahhh

Headlights are the new fenders.

Brad Pitt for the '96 Honda Integra in Japan. Classic MacGruber.

Hey these are great! Doods check this ou... *snap* AHHH MY KNEEEEEEEEE!

@Bisnicks: Yes, but now there's a 30 second animation-y video to go with. Progress I say.

Hey China still cool!

@Ding-Dang: Can I/we still complain about not having a star to begin with?

There's a special down at the Tacomat: a hundred tacos for a hundred dollars. I'm gonna get that.

@philaDLJ: Is it hilarious pun day here on Gawker?

He also gets to wear cool watches

@The Squalor and the Fury:

Call me when it has cholesterol north of 1170%