You forgot The MacGyver smoker Get me an avocado, an ice pick and my snorkel, trust me bro, I've made bongs with less

All this says is that I was out of papers...

Stupid bug! You go squish now!

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap."

@SpikeJnz - Shomer Shabbos: It certainly does suck.

Now if only I could get it to look like the t-shirt...

Cisco 1811 router and a Catalyst 2960 or am I way off??

Datsun! Datsun!, We've got Datsun here!

/AppropriateRock

@AwesomeTroll: is Awesome

How doth one get out?

Haha, loved the "tacky car" comment from the article. I don't see why Buffalo is the butt of everyone's jokes lately (sports team aside), I mean have you ever been to Detroit?! I kid I kid.

@ThelynXAZ: I recommend the 3 to just about anyone looking for a car in that price range. It's hands down the winner in every category. I leave it up to the individual to choose which smiley front facia they want :) vs. :D

A pain Gwyneth Paltrow knows all too well.

On the Itchy & Scratchy CD-ROM, is there a way to get out of the dungeon without a wizard's key?

Probably belongs to this guy and his Low Res Lambo

Almost got it!

@TheAntiCat: Syracuse is literal called the Salt City.

I guess you're never owned a Honda

Stop this kid now!