Hey the guys gotta work!!! He doesn't have time for this childish shite! He's important…he's gotta work….he has zero time for the internet….because he is a grown up boy!

I want your Lucky Charms!!! Or wait…no I don't…

On a scale of one million!!!

I think he is actually Milo…and he has indigestion.

Well….who is!!!???

This counts as a President? This gets more absurd by the second.

The second rule….

St. Bartholomews day 1572…

Your imaginary Girlfriend is yum yum!

Ya, the idea that there is this "liberal media machine" is right up there with the Sandy Hook was fake conspiracy. The "media" cares about ratings period, and Trumps psycho act is more entertaining than policy.

But…….ratings!

He was busy that day!

Oh, but Obama is the mastermind behind it all!!!

Maybe if he sodomized a Duroc pig (the prettiest of the pigs) on live TV while blowing up a US airbase, sinking one of our Battleships, and wiping his butt with the original copy of the Constitution…SOME of his supporters might think he has gone too far….but that's a big maybe!

Oh cool, thanks for that link. I was looking in the Code all day for that.

Oh Mr. fancy-pants had a hoidy-toidy Plumber do his heart surgery!

Hey, he was a hell of a brush clearer! But seriously…flying jets is pretty cool…way cooler than bragging about sexually assaulting women to Z-class celebrities.

They were just there to see if that little Ruskie сука was a hottie! Jeez everyone is so politically correct! Poor Trump campaign…….

Putin is withholding payment on that one…

In the White House it looks like…or maybe Trump Towers…AKA Barad Dur…