I could see Gene as some kind of mascot for each of those themes…

"Lisa it's your birthday, happy birthday Lisa."

It's a Simpsons quote…I'm the only person on AVClub who quotes the Simpsons…

The best Bands are affiliated with Satan, everyone knows that…

I wish she would just admit that she hates the song! Because the headline says she hates it—and headlines are never mendacious. Also: Now I know who Paige Weldon is, and I will be looking to her for all of my opinions—so this better be a regular feature of AVClub—-"Paige Weldon hates Ginger-Snaps" (Yes!!! I hate those…

I love watching these old shows! I have to find this one….I think this is on Hulu. Those dam'n durty punks—-you show 'em Quince!

But no queen Margot and Henri Le Gros in Kings landing…just a bunch of Henri III's….

You mean our dear sweet wombat will become a human version of my Orange cat? Oh dear….well, I wouldn't have it any other way…

17 sounds scary…ours is 9 months, and that's scary!

I missed that, taking care of a baby just makes you miss so many important things!

That only works when you have really bad diarheaa and you can get it done really quick…when they move out of the way you just end up looking stupid….

Not everyone says "n-word"….last summer a guy on the street asked me if I was a squaw or a ni$$er…I was kind of impressed because people almost always assume I am Indian, and hardly ever guess I'm part African-American. And that insightful fellow is now my Congressman!!! Hah, no he isn't…Keith Ellison is…

No she says he made that remark: "In the text that accompanied the image, Schumer said she asked Brewer to
stop, but was told by him, “No, It’s America and we paid for you.”…what's this plus-size stuff?..I must have missed that….

Did Bjork have a stalker? Speaking of Iceland, Metalhead is a great F'n movie!

At the Red Wedding, at least in the book he died there…

Yara is so playing the Woman card….

Oh god but her character is so horrible in Sils Maria….but Kristen Stewart was cute, lying in bed in her little thing, it would'a rang my buzzer…

Anti-Dentite people?

You are just so OLD Bob Hope! They don't even have "presses" anymore….you mean STOP THE OVERPRICED SUCKY PRINTER THAT PAYS FOR THE "IT" GUYS VACATION HOME BECAUSE IT SUXXX SO MUCH……!!!!

I'm in an all-girl Roller Derby league (though on hiatus right now to help take care of our Wombat), and we are about 60% lez, but we get some of the most creatively awful stuff shouted at us by men, and a few women. You wonder what the fuck some of these people are thinking; I dread going to Superior Wisconsin (I'm…