"Uncle Tom-inspired coonery!" That is good…can I use that?

I am talking about a literal, adorable, little baby. I might be being too hard on him, it isn't like I follow his career closely or anything, but almost everything I see him do is some variation on: "Black guys walk like this, White guys walk like this..!" I like Lenny and Carl's version better….

I loved how those Irish people in that one episode of Next Generation had goats and stuff….those rascals!!!

In Next Generation was there an episode where it was discovered that Dilithium crystals, or warp speed, or something like that, contributed to the disintegration of the universe? Did they ever do anything with that?

Well he doesn't reflect my voice…though I am only a quarter African-American. I mean he seems like an alright guy and stuff, but he just tries to hard…for my tastes…god I am…I am a horrible person!!! Poor Chris Rock….

Where I am from the girls get both….

Ya, I guess that's my issue with him, it's just all derivative boring stuff. But I have that issue with "stand-up" in general, it's like oh god I guess to be polite I should laugh, but Jesus…would they please hurry up and be done?

Am I a terrible person for thinking Chris Rock is a real lame-o? I fell asleep (as usual) before it was over, but I did see this clunker, my partner watched it all, she thinks CR is funny…ha, ha, ha. Anyhoo, first day back at work full-time for two weeks, and it sucks!!! Reality is lame-o….I miss my baby!!!

Scots gae brae!!! (or something like that)

I pretty much resist "culture of" as a descriptor of anything, but I can understand their argument. I can't understand yours. How does the fact that some people propose there is a "rape culture" offend or marginalize anyone? It looks more like you are engaging in a clumsy little sophist misdirection wherein victims of…

Jamestown out rocks the both of them!

It's close to preferring chocolate ice-cream over Vanilla in the triggering outrage game…F those creepy Neopolitan people…however!

This is the high hat Caspar…now put one in the Danes brain….like I tell all of my boys.

Oh you know they love it!! Their just doing that Minnesota abashed thing that's all: "Oh no, ya know…we don't love it, no everyone loves it but not us…." They soooo love it! Also….did they model Hanzee on my F'n Dad?..I wanna know!!!

Only "among" the worst…that ain't so bad…

I think they all burned up in Daryl's version of a ZA kegger tire fire….

And deflating someones balls….

He sure burned us dark people!!! Not that we can notice it…(jesus, I have to quit doing this shit after court!)

The view is much better from doggie….

Shush! Quimby just instituted a 20% sarcasm tax…