Does it have a garden hose attachment to wash it out?

@coketown: And the congregation responds, "Amen, brother"! Worthless, pie-in-the-sky dreams made of unicorn horn and centaur hair are for kids, not people looking for actual solutions. Perhaps a viable solution instead of a movie script would be of some actual value to society, eh, PopSci?

The mere mention of the Mantide makes me shudder. Castriota, show us something not so hideous, please...

@Rob Keehner: Haha. A new take on a classic joke. Well done.

Aston Martin One-77. Unreal performance and James-Bond-good looks.

P.S. Mr. Schumer: Regarding your last comment about Apple's "service to millions"....it's not about service to others, it's about good, old-fashioned capitalism. Without it, our country would wither and die on the vine. And your tax receipts which you so lovingly adore, would die with it.

I believe it is incumbent upon Mr. Schumer to address his party's flaws in a transparent manner....hypocrite.

I have DVDFab7, and it's so easy to use across any format, why change?

It's a v12 Ferrari for Christ's sake!

Question: What is the difference between a carbon fiber toilet and a Bertone Mantide?

@pauljones: She appears to be sporting aftermarket headlights herself, although they are not the least bit dated in my opinion.

There are plenty of candidates:

We're getting all worke up ove a measly $1T? Our govrenment could waste that in one year, easy. Hell, we nearly hit that mark with the massive fail known as the Stimulus Bill.

I want to be made into a baseball bat so that I can beat the living shit out of Ms. Somers for making me into a baseball bat.

Five times the speed of sound for 3 minutes means, if my math and science are correct, that the Waverider finished it's journey 15 minutes before you could hear it finish it's journey....maybe...I think. Cool.

@maximum_sarge: Agreed...

Reminds me of the Test Track ride at DisneyWorld.

She lives in Minnesota, has 3 kids and a "boyfriend" with a seizure disorder, was working night shift at a factory right up to the onset of labor, and she DOESN'T drive a beater truck?! Hmmmm....something doesn't add up.

These are dark times, indeed, when passersby can say, "Ni!" to a mangled 458 Italia.