1) Anna Wintour being rude is not noteworthy. She made a whole career out of it, and she has been sued for it. She loves being rude. That’s her thing.

Yeah, but likely against their will, because, you know...

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Kawhi Leonard will not take any meetings with teams today, as he’ll ramp up the process over next couple days, league sources tell Yahoo Sports

This is an impossible question. They supposedly made a huge whiff with the PG/Oladipo trade, but then Oladipo turned into a quasi-MVP and kept them marginally competitive in the East. Then Oladipo got hurt, and yet they still played marginally competitive in the East. Perhaps there’s something to be read into today’s…

Tobias Harris is good but “$180mil over five years” good? Are you kidding me? 

Pistons gave the corpse of Derrick Rose 15 million dollars for two years.

It’s odd to say this about a team owned by Michael Jordan, but in all of the four big sports I can’t think of a team that is less concerned with actually winning. They don’t tank, they don’t sign their star, they don’t make big trades, you could actually forget they exist.

Just wait. I’m sure it’ll turn out that Kemba doesn’t believe in, like, Newton’s second law of motion. 

When you can lowball Kemba Walker and make him walk only to drastically overpay Terry Rozier, you have to do it, 

Mikey in Waltham is disappointed.

No surprise that they managed to find a more well-rounded player than Kyrie Irving.

I like to imagine some kind of Shakespearian prophesy being involved. 

Who’s the third in the Big Three? Caris LeVert? Jarrett Allen? Spencer Dinwiddie? I know it’s not DeAndre Jordan.

Look bro, if you get the opportunity to pay Nicolas Batum and Terry Rozier almost $95 million over the next two seasons, you have to take it.

The only thing more Knicks than signing these guys and having them fail horribly is being so much of a disaster area that they can't sign them in the first place.

He was a free agent this off-season. 

Rozier at $19 million per year? Jesus.

Yeah, let’s pump the breaks on all this contender noise. He’s not going to play at all next year. And then we have to see where he and that roster stands a year from now. They are still a long way from honest to god contention. All they’ve done in the here and now is replaced All Star PG D’Angelo Russell with....a bett…