I was hoping to actually see Brad Marchand have the life choked out of him, but will settle for the Bruins as a whole.
Even weirder, do we really need a “source with direct knowledge” to confirm that Kobe didn’t have dinner with a dead guy?
In a cruel twist, MLB’s Statcast was down, so the numbers behind Vogelbach’s dinger are unavailable.
It’s too bad this happened in Seattle, where fans prefer smaller, handcrafted, artisanal dingers.
Both of those are good suggestions but I’m thinking outside the box, how about Emma Stone ?
Come for the LeBron drama, stay for Pelinka being a complete weirdo and lying about Kobe having dinner with a dead guy:
If this actually turns out to be Chris Paul with a fake mustache fucking up the Lakers out of spite, I will personally write him a strongly worded thank you letter.
the only thing worse than getting hit by a bus is getting hired by one... FOLKS
The Rock as LeBron? Or does he play himself.
My brain always thinks Rich Paul is the State Farm version of Chris Paul, which makes these LeBron articles much funnier.
*Accountant, checking records* Charles, do you mean you ate a 100 Grand or ate 100 grand?
I don’t understand why there are apparently only like six people on the planet capable of assembling and running a functioning NBA team for any extended period of time (and one of those is roughly a hundred years old).
“And don’t miss the Heath Ledger story.”
It reminds me of Kevin Smith talking about “Prince World” - people like that are so detached from reality because of their wealth and being surrounded by sycophants that they have lost the ability to understand seemingly simple concepts.
“This sounds like a bad thing.”
Did Rich Paul expect Silver to fire Walton? Since Buss wouldn’t do it he wanted to go over her head? It sounds insane.
When this becomes a movie or a mini series it will make for some interesting casting decisions....like say Katherine Heigl to play Jeannie Buss, Rob Lowe to play Rob Pelinka, Kevin Hart as Rich Paul
lotta guys out there robbing Peter for him