Please stop.

You gotta be Joakim me with that bad pun.

or any Bengals player for jaywalking

No. The ball is out first, then the toe goes out of bounds, then the knee is down. The ball hits the pylon before that. The call is good, it’s the rule that’s stupid.

And I love pissing on my girlfriend and her sister! Something for everyone!!!

Apparently they did it against the “L.A Chargers” which is clearly not a real football team

If this is what it takes to get HamNo off his lazy ass and write a “Jaguars Junction” I’m all for it.

That’s terrifying. I suppose a lot of what they’re doing is trying to sneak past criminals, not confront them but just get away as fast as possible, but surely these teams can afford an armed escort or talk the authorities into providing even more security personnel.

If this actually leads to Jones suing the the league or some other form of NFL cannibalism, just hook this story right into my veins.

No one can ever complain about overpaid players ever again, not when the worst commissioner in professional sports is set to make $50 mil/year.

In this conflict, there has never been a better time to root for the meteor.

Literally your first post about football this weekend is the foregone conclusion.

Lord that is an ugly alt uniform.

Since they can’t bench KAT, or Wiggins, it sounds looked the only way they can get rim protection and interior defense right now is from the 4.

As a Windows Phone user, you can take your outrage at being excluded from an app for a long walk off a short pier.

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

They report on countless software that’s exclusive to specific OSes. There’s no problem with it unless they completely leave out certain OSes without making it known they’re focused only on specific ones like iOS/Android exclusive sites. Just a few days ago they did an article on an app just on Android.

Hint: The machine works just fine, they just don’t want to mess around with cleaning it.

Can we get a zoom on the faces of the band? They look like have some hilarious reactions. Need confirmation.