Aren’t long flies over 300 ft always bad for pitchers?

That shit’s a MacAdon’t

It’s the gif that keeps on giving.

Brings me back to the 80s and kicking idiot Nazi heads in at City Gardens.

“I don’t think punching Nazis is a good thing.”

Any time I see a story on Richard Spencer, I always go back to this, and I always grin. We’re in the business of punchin’ Nazis, and brother, business is BOOMIN’!

Darnold’s an Orange County kid. Of course he’s a much bigger asshole.

I’m in Miami, so yeah. But his face is more punchable because of the person it’s attached to; I have no idea whether Darnold is quite as much of an asshole.

I get that we paint a picture often in which rich and famous athletes lives are bad when in the grand landscape they are...rich and famous...but can we just talk about sports for like a little while and not call out the elephant in the room every time? We see the rich and famous elephant. We are just saying he…

See, I actually read this and think “that’s a relatively normal, smart dude from an affluent family” when I read that article. And it makes me like him more. He just happens to be incredibly talented at football, but is a normal kid who isn’t just a football robot like most others.

If that doesn’t work out, you can have him for a first and a fourth!

Worth noting, Josh Rosen was slammed for his personality because he is a never ending fountain of hot takes. Some good, some astonishingly stupid. And he could belong to the New York media. Every single week could become Super Bowl media day if the Giants select this kid. The reaction takes could become radioactive.

Darnold has the most punchable face I’ve seen since Jimmy Clausen.

and isn’t likable enough for a TV job.

The trade deadline has passed jabrone...

Manning could start for the Bills, Dolphins, Jets, Broncos, Ravens, Bengals, Browns, Jaguars, Texans, Colts, Cardinals, 49ers, and Bears while serving as a significant upgrade in the process. A few of those teams have playoff aspirations.

Eli is screwed because he’s not good enough to start anywhere, has too many rings to be a backup without creating a QB controversy, and isn’t likable enough for a TV job. 

Is an Anal Sex Event any different from, you know, just having anal sex?