I’ve been inside her. I didn’t see any underwear.

He scored 38 to practically singlehandedly beat the Raptors last night, and has been the complementary piece of one of the top 3 backcourts in the league for at least the previous 2 seasons. Definitely not butt

These young players belong in the toilet. Thank you.

That’s why I didn’t watch a minute of the NFL last Sunday

He’s butt.

He looks like he should be the bass player in Coldplay.

Six of your Butt-22 are on the Chicago Bulls.

Honest question: Why do you follow a league in which you feel that more than 80% of the teams are terrible?

Let’s forget some guys

List is really missing Fartrell Cluggins

Everton fans are rejoicing that Moyes was taken off the table!

At least we will have the biggest stadium in the Championship.

No matter how lame, it’s still better than any rah-rah speech that Ray Lewis ever gave.

DeSean Jackson is clearly trying to determine how many times a person who acts like this washes their hands before noon.

Seriously though, does this guy have brain damage?

This comment combined with your username wins the internet for the day.

I’m super confused by how they chose to restrain her and carry her out. Do cops only get trained to shoot people and nothing else?

“We have two fouls on the play. Offsetting”.

The officer, meanwhile, received a commendation for bravery.

She's a sexy French chick