I don’t understand why they have motorcycle races occurring during bike races.

Holy shit I love Jay and Dan’s show, but it definitely isn’t for everyone. Katie Nolan is terrible.

Spelling abilities like a true Miamian.

What do you mean you can’t explain it? She’s fucking sexy as hell. Women don’t all become magically unfuckable at the same time. They all have their own sell-by date.

This age discrimination against these MILFs, PUMAS, cougars, or whatever term you prefer for pretty not young women must end!

Lawn darts or GTFO

Lawn darts or GTFO

Fun fact: Weld’s wife is the great-granddaughter of Teddy Roosevelt.

The opposite of what you’re thinking. The ghettos you’re thinking of largely ended when Napoleon swept through Europe.

I dunno, Lincoln is still legendary for his folksy tales and rather ribald jokes. Teddy Roosevelt also seemed like a guy that could enjoy a good joke or two.

The Padres has a farm system too.

I dunno, I for one would like to see some context as to why he blindsided some poor schlub.

Relegation is the best thing about sports we don’t currently use in the USA. How awesome would it be for college football? It makes those Indiana/Purdue Vanderbilt/South Carolina type games much more interesting, especially late in the season.

This is precisely how I feel waking up in the morning, but then seeing this post, reminding me there are still beautiful things left in this world:

On what planet do Mike Wilbon or TK not take themselves too seriously? They have a nice chemistry between them, but once they leave that show, they become just as self serious and insufferable as any of those other blathering gasbags.

Lifelong Gator fan that watched probably 90-95% of every minute Billy coached for us and I could have told you he wasn’t a great in game adjustments guy or an x’s o’s type.

They started selling pints of Graeter’s at Publix down here in Florida.

Nope. You are wrong. Take your own advice and use the Google.

Always appreciate a haiku

ahem:

Any time I hear a crowd of Germans riled up and in a frenzy hundreds of years of inherited experiences and memories from my ancestors causes me to immediately get a fight or flight reaction.