Rebuild can't hold a candle to the original + EoE.

Here's a much better attempt by artist bloochikin on deviant art. Hers actually manages to keep the fun and off kilter personalities of the characters instead of turning them into generic and bland fashion models.

Already better than Dragonball Evolution.

Me in blue paint is the best Cortana.

Articles are there to be read.

If you are honestly disappointed by this, you're going to have a hard time going through life.

Because the Mario Bros. live in Brooklyn when they aren't in the Mushroom Kingdom.

BOOSH!

LOL YOU OWNED HIM SO HARD

And that's coming from a Ronin with a sniper rifle, so you know it's legit ;)

I thought the bombs were terrible. I never had to use them. EVER. I did the tutorial and then I was done. What's the point of using them if I can just jump down and kill 15 guys in like a minute. I'm glad to see they are trying to once again, make the combat good and challenging. None of this pseudo challenge were…

Well fuck. I bet this set them back a shit ton to animate. The game will probably cost an extra $10, now.

Two genders?! Gender neutral clothing?!?

Yep! In Japanese, it's サッカー or "sakkaa" (soccer).

Not in Japan. They call it soccer.

Don't see the problem, but yes, bullying is bad.

Sounds like a rationale for subscribing to Comcast.

I fear for her ex-bfs.

We've seen brick headsmashing before. (Don't get me wrong, it's always impressive. Simply not new.) But I've never seen someone get propelled off another person to dragon kick a board being held by the guy on top of a human pyramid before. You realize how high up she is? Girl is like 6 feet off the ground and lands…