Rebuild can't hold a candle to the original + EoE.

Here's a much better attempt by artist bloochikin on deviant art. Hers actually manages to keep the fun and off kilter personalities of the characters instead of turning them into generic and bland fashion models.

Already better than Dragonball Evolution.

Me in blue paint is the best Cortana.

Articles are there to be read.

DAZZLER! Ha, just kidding. ...Except not. I'd watch that. <__<

The arms are too short. What an awful costume. Total fail.

If you are honestly disappointed by this, you're going to have a hard time going through life.

Because the Mario Bros. live in Brooklyn when they aren't in the Mushroom Kingdom.

Have either of you seen Crunchyroll? Subscribing to that gives you a ton of anime at 1080p.

Most of the Anime I've watched on Netflix has subs and dubs. With a fair few that are just subs.

BOOSH!

And his camera flairs, sweaty people, awkward camera angles, reused footage, and incoherent plot.

This is how I feel when I watch Bay's Transformer movies. Honestly I can just feel my brain cells dying from witnessing o many explosions, misogyny, racism, and awful dialog. And don't even get me started on how everyone looks so orange that they might as well be in a Cheetos commercial!

LOL YOU OWNED HIM SO HARD

And that's coming from a Ronin with a sniper rifle, so you know it's legit ;)

I thought the bombs were terrible. I never had to use them. EVER. I did the tutorial and then I was done. What's the point of using them if I can just jump down and kill 15 guys in like a minute. I'm glad to see they are trying to once again, make the combat good and challenging. None of this pseudo challenge were…

Yep! In Japanese, it's サッカー or "sakkaa" (soccer).

Not in Japan. They call it soccer.