Maddy's hair is hilariously bad. I'm gonna go ahead and assume she used to be a guy. They always have the very worst taste in hair when they switch to being a woman. 

He wasn’t trying to get in the ground and he kept reaching around his waist.

So... hes exactly right then. Bred for dairy and food products.

It was probably just a very poor attempt at a joke.

“Pearson told the Australian Broadcasting Corporation that Knickers was too big to be put through a meat-processing facility”

Sure, let’s take something a computer can hardly do while going left, right and straight and well add up and down to it as well. 

He’s referring to Gawker Media. Which is still the name of the company that owns all these sites.

The site Yea, but the name of the media group is still Gawker. Now if you meant their integrity, Yea, thsts been gone for a while now.

Hacked switches cant play online anyways... yet.

Does this really even matter? Its a fighting game where we already know every character. What could possible be spoiled? Some shit single player mode that doesnt make any sense anyways?

lmao, nintendo cant detect hacked switches, lol

What exactly does it ruin in the future?

“the brazen recklessness exhibited by He will now place a dark taint on that futuristic prospect.”

Fuck you, just because it's set in the West that doesn't give away the ending. 

While i know what your getting at. You cant just say that about all people. North Korea wants to be left alone but they are also systematically starving/killing most of the country on purpose. So just saying “LEAVE THEM ALONE BECAUSE THEY WANT IT” is kinda ignorant.

And I’m sure his family will say he was a kind, loving guy.

that was the joke.

Clearing brush most certainly helps mitigate the spread of fires. Just look at all the other north western states that regularly have wildfires and actually have decent prevention laws. 

It’s crazy people seem to have issue with bust and butt size over the clothes themselves. People can only control their body size to a certain extent. What you wear is 100% a choice.