Another trick that might work...

RUT-ROH!

Do you even have a desk anymore? I picture you creeping around at night and posting on other people’s computers.

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I worked in Baghdad (development aid worker) for a few years, and these sorts of bombings with high death tolls were relatively commonplace. By the time I left, they were increasingly rare, and I truly believe as I boarded my last flight out of Iraq that things were on the upswing. My then-boyfriend (now husband) and…

still in a public beta phase

What about 40 cakes?

Ironic when you consider that the Falcons new stadium is basically a giant anus that looks like it’s ready for a nice big penis when the roof “opens”.

#ImWithHer

#blackcoffeematters

John 6:55

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

Kmart had the “Blue Light Special” so it’s fitting that Targer has a “Red Light Special”

Justin Bieber’s friends say he doesn’t drink or do drugs anymore.