So going around trashing another artist to make your point is "respecting artistry"?? Ok Kanye. Sit the fuck down.

I won first prize in the 3rd grade "Reflections" arts contest for a really nice pastel sketch I did of my mom's Christmas cactus. Should I....send that ribbon onto Beyonce out of respect for art? Or do I get to keep it?

1. Beyonce was probably the best album of last year and Beck winning the Grammy was probably another example in the long line of examples of the old dopes running the Grammys being old dopes.

At what point does Kim start getting seriously offended by Kanye's raging hard-on for Beyonce?

as a Claudia Kishi fan

You know, this is exactly the kind of shit that made Dawn my least favorite of the Babysitters. Not cool at all like fashionable junk-food addict artist Claudia.

I suppose the question is whether Dawn Schaefer is eternally an 8th grader or not. If she is eternally an early teen, I pity her a great deal, and also she is too young to have children not to vaccinate. If she has an alternate identity as a 40ish year old, then I submit that many of us were terribly, terribly…

The horses are amazeballs, though.

I love this show so goddamned much, I can't even say. Every aspect of this was handled beautifully and somehow managed to be both very relatable and hilariously absurd. I really did not expect the way the story went, especially not that (SPOILER ALERT) Abbi and Jeremy would be over so quickly. But again, so accurate,…

"Bitch, you wouldn't be calling me if you didn't know."

Not only does Hastings represent "the meth-addled crocodile emporium that is Florida", he also holds the distinction of being the only serving congressman who is an impeached former federal judge (bribery and perjury in case you were wondering). So winners all around!

But there is a lot of premeditation in this act of vengeance, down to the difficulty of procuring the materials and isolating the victim for the acid throw. This woman is a violent criminal.

It actually bothers me that I am not bothered by the retribution. Because I know its wrong. It is always wrong. I will not condone what this girl did. But I am not outraged by it either. And that is not a good thing. I have been so jaded by the countless acts of sexual violence towards women and the lack of justice…

Okay, I can dispel everything. My dance teacher in college is the brunette in DD who likes Johnny (remember, the one who he refuses to sleep with once he and Baby are an item??). She was also the main choreographer for the film. I asked her if it was true that they didn't like each other and she totally confirmed it.…

I would feel weird if Don Johnson's daughter didn't do coke.

I think she was joking about those on-screen couples? I don't know anything about any real-life relationship of those two, but Leo and Kate have famously been besties since Titanic, and Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling were practically soulmates for a while, and have always said nice things about each other in the…

Everything you've ever believed in is a lie.

Allegedly the scene where he's sexily running his hand down her side and she keeps cracking up wasn't supposed to be in the movie except she really couldn't keep herself from laughing and he just kept getting more and more annoyed and the director kept it all and used it.

i wont be able to watch it sober.........i am sure i am not the only one