when I eulogize you

I tried not to go with anything that was too well-known. It will make the list if I do another one.

No funny comment, but it's not an either/or thing. Jezebel covers a lot of serious and important issues, so to say that a few fun/weird/gross posts undo any of the other posts on the site is both unfair and shortsighted.

So funny story...my husband works for Yahoo! in the abuse team..I can easily say that half of the things described above have in some way or another been filmed and attempted to be published to the internet. He and his coworkers are the brave souls that have to watch them and then remove them from various Y!…

Pfft... ain't my dick XD

You know, I think Urban Dictionary needs to get it together. The definitions for Cold Lunch are also so varied that were I to suggest it to a partner, we'd have to spend half an hour discussing which version of the CL we were interested in pursuing. One woman's cumcock is another man's vomiting on my head. It would…

Nah, most of us are just disappointed by her ability to singlehandedly ruin potentially exciting, shiny movies like Snow White and the Huntsman.

its probably more about her ability to act

As a person who LOVES new swear words, I can not get behind Dick Shit. Nope.

My girl Nicki, like RiRi, could not give a single Fuck. A portion of this video isn't even music she is literally cackling her ass off! Even if I don't enjoy every song they release, I'm happy these island girls are laughing all the way to the bank.

Revised version 1000x better.

Anybody who thinks it's hypocritical for us to hate rape and like sex isn't very good at thinking.

Being non-consensually assailed with violent, graphic imagery of rape porn is not even close to the same thing as voluntarily looking at porn that appeals to you.

"Someday my prince will cum."

Yes, we will do that on the same day that anyone gives a shit about what you think.

The whole time we were working on this, I couldn't get this out of my head:

Give Tara all the art awards.

No one's slick as Gaston