You could paint “Live, Laugh, Love” on the front of it.

Gabe should run for President. Seems right up his alley considering the terms stop at 2.

Im sure the five people watching were super offended.

“What’s the problem? I was told to stand here, and wear this hat and jack..... oh shit.”

Joey was the inspiration for “You Oughta Know” by Alanis Morrisette.

No thanks. I’m buying this $85 rock from Nordstroms with which I will hit myself repeatedly to unconsciousness until 2020.

PSHHH.

You want to be even more pissed off? The plane requested priority landing, but was denied because another plane from Columbia was granted it. While in a holding pattern, the plane crashed.

Go somewhere else, you precious fucking snowflake. Brietbart has a tech section.

But it wasn’t on an email server, so at least we know we are safe and secure, right?

You Shitti Farty Dirty Nasty Jude Bitch!

Meh, it’s fine to ask about people’s political preferences. We live in a free and open democracy. People should feel fine with declining to answer as well, because we live in a free and open democracy.

The problem is, even after this suckage the USMNT is guaranteed to go through. The Concacaf is three teams deep - the US just have to do better than Panama to advance. Then the US will be in the World Cup again and all will be forgotten.

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

Nate Silver’s model was the only one which gave Trump a good chance of winning. Take it up with the Huffington Post and Sam Wang; they gave Clinton close to a 99% chance of winning....

Feinberg 2020

nah

Was that picture made by holding your TV against the copier?

I am part German, and for as long as I can remember, Americans have asked me how on earth Hitler could have been elected in such an advanced and wealthy nation. Perhaps they will no longer have to ask.