I’m sorry, the first trailer pretty much confirmed Vader for me. That’s the motherfucking Devastator. Vader is in it.

Those with a sense of humor.

Yup. Under audio books, science fiction.

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

“as far as I know everyone is a Beyoncé fan.”

Your problem is that you have too many friends. I don’t know 26 people well enough to be invited to their weddings. It’s cheaper that way.

Imagine the Philadelphia 76ers winning the NBA Finals this season, after they finished 18-64 last season.

Neither.

Not gonna google Furikake. Nice try Redford.

Misread as Sterilize Babies Quickly in a Pressure Cooker

I was all ready to try this but it really cuts into my drinking time.

The big twist is they die for the information, but somehow they do it peacefully in their sleep.

Because he’s the character in Star Wars that most quickly conveyed cool, fun & adventurous, and play-actable to fans like me. Vader is cool, but in the tortured and grimdark way. Luke and Palpatine were not cool, though they could do cool stuff. Han Solo is cool but not as play-actable when you have other people with…

but even that small chance of success gives him a leg up

What I don’t understand is...he’s a defender. Just turn and clear the ball. Fucking weirdo.

No. She’s still in Kentucky

I wonder if he could hear Jay Leno making jokes on the other side of the curtain when he decided to walk off.

Think about what a colossal shithead you have to be to “undermine the reputation” of the Cleveland Browns.