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Maybe if they were playing in a city that was located near active government agencies. But they’re playing in DC.

I don’t understand why Star Wars doesn’t just own December for the next 5 years. Friends and family can make that a staple part of their holiday and plan their year around it, much like we did during the 3 years of Lord of the Rings.

Buy out Jezebel. Fire everybody. Hire all men. Pay them double.

Rey versus the Knights of Ren would be really cool.

What a save!

Still shot of the incident as it occurred:

The slave Leia figures are still avaialable.

“The Boba Fett of this generation, perhaps.”

The house arrest that he is currently under seems reasonable. At least we know he’s securely confined to his home with the mandated ankle monitors.

Sorry, but your reasonable and tolerant mindset has no place in this debate.

“You know there’s all kinds of people that come out,”

You’ll have to excuse DG. By causing him to inadvertently read something with facts in it, you’ve disturbed his hermetically sealed bubble of conservatism.

Yes? I get a salary from Gizmodo to post pretty much whatever I want.

Damn, I need to buy Redskins tickets.

Try cutting off the wifi, see if that works better.

I put seven of these in the 24-year-old son’s room. Didn’t work; he’s still in my house. 0/10

That isn’t true though. Gamepad’s just aren’t supported for some PC games. That’s at least one of the problems they’re aiming to fix.

Man, fuck that game.