DAMN.

However, let’s not get ridiculous with all this talk of Michelle Duggar being a master at shade. She pulled off this one time, don’t go crazy.

Where to get natural-looking lip injectables the next time I’m in Beverly Hills:

Yeah, normally when older entertainers trot out the ol’ “These youths of today!” routine I start to roll my eyes, but she was 100% right. Those artists think they’re being “edgy” but are directly in the mainstream. They don’t even know what the edge looks like.

Consider Nexplanon. Not as well known, it’s an implant that goes in your arm that can also reduce or eliminate periods and can be used for up to 3 years. I’ve had mine a year and a half and only experience occasional spotting. I’m a nurse, and not having to worry about bleeding through white pants during a busy 12…

I think it is bad if the participants weren’t paid what they were promised. But I’m on board with the overall sentiment of your comment.

I try not to go there very often—takes all types and all that kumbaya sort of stuff I try to apply when I’m examining the way women are pitted against each other in the world today—but I can’t help it:

I was raped by a stranger in 2001. I (literally) couldn’t have picked him out of a lineup. He was convicted of a totally unrelated felony 9 years later 5 states away when his DNA was entered into CODIS (the federal database) where his DNA was perpetually run against old rape kits. It matched my rape kit, which,…

Who the fuck defrauds the people they brought into their high-level crime? Like, if you need a patsy, that’s fine, but you don’t fuck over a patsy and let him live. No wonder these morons got caught.

I don’t see why the government should have a say in why you’re getting married. Marriages of convenience aren’t illegal. An 80 year old millionaire can marry a 20 year old model without anyone questioning the validity of the marriage. So what if you get married for immigration purposes? The USA will basically sell a…

Am...I supposed to be mad? Honestly, truly, why should I be upset? If it weren’t so hard to get citizenship maybe this would happen less?

Hey, I’m a single American citizen who could definitely use $50k in exchange for a wedding/green card situation. Hell, i’ll even live with you as long as you're not rude or evil. How do I get involved in a scheme like this?

Yes! me. I have actually said this to multiple people before. I don’t keep sugar in my house (because if I did I would bake all the time and all that sugar is murder on my teeth). I don’t like bakery cakes because they’re disgusting. Same for regular cake mixes. But sometimes I do want a cake, and I want it fast. This…

Bucky Timbercreek sounds like Justin Timberlake’s backwoods cousin.

its 3 6 Mafia

Excellent Piece!

Your one month old baby just drank a shot and a half of vodka and your first reaction is to beat up the mother?

Poor Mother and baby. Seriously, that first month of newborn care is hard work between newborn and recovery and to have an asshat like that around UGH.

See another comment I made on why yes, a poem can be more meaningful depending on who the author is. As another example, consider the following badly written haiku I just wrote.