Damn, it’s getting a little dusty in here...

That reminds me of my dad and how he’d drive his IROC-Z onto the court where I was playing youth basketball and skid that thing real close to me while I was trying to shoot a free throw. If I missed, he’d flick a cigarette at me, peel out, and I wouldn’t see him for months. If I made the shot he’d nod at me…

There is absolutely no way that car is going 80 MPH when the ticker says it is. I call bogus on all of this.

Nothing compared to Mike Huckabee teaching his sons to continue eating while shitting.

Taking any one of Carmelo Anthony, Chris Bosh, or Dwyane Wade over Darko, obviously. That pick had the potential to be a “James Worthy to the Lakers” kind of dynasty maker. Instead, the Pistons took a player whose greatest career accomplishment is getting a blog named after him.

I think of it the other way. How needlessly petty people are about the overall design of a car. Notice there is no side profile of the car. That’s probably because it will still look like a tapered turd. I mean that with good intentions, because I never found the original Panamera to be ugly. It’s just the side…

Kudos to that second operator who comes in HOT AS SHIT to check on his fellow cameraman’s safety. That’s 110% Hank Hill status.

Waldron would like to thank his strict regimen of stick and hoop for keeping him in such good shape.

The disabled tag in the window is everything.