Let me get this straight...this week we’ve had articles about a.) a super new innovation - wipers that have nozzles in them (been around for decades) and b.) how neato it is to use lane change turn signals?

It’s you. It’s awesome. 

What about Heather?

Don’t we have a really cool, beautifully styled, totally non brand-diluting, 4 door electric Mustang already?

The thing that I took from this is how remarkable it is that we have a mass produced mid-engine sports car. 

I have a Pug, and he’s awesome. That being said, we got him 13 years ago, didn’t do sufficient research into how difficult life can be for these guys, so we’ll never get one again. We’re very fortunate that he’s been very healthy, but the next dog (should there be one), will be a nice mutt from a shelter. 

This idiot is still doesn’t understand that when someone testifies with damaging information about him, calling them a “leaker” means they’re sharing fact.

But the McLaren sound... 

Cars 2 makes Cars 3 look like Cars. (yes, I stole a Taken take, but I can’t say enough bad things about Cars 2). 

The mere fact that we know the name of the guy who created this pillow makes him a public figure. When public figures do bad things, they face consequences. First bad thing be did? Hitching his wagon to the Trump shitshow.

Splitting hairs. The Focus and Mazda 3 were acceptable, no? 

“That said, the Tesla Model 3 is on the chopping block and I need a four-door sedan that can accommodate my two young kids”

As always, the answer is GTI.

If only Congress could do something about this. Oh wait. https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/us-house-passes-bill-fight-oil-gas-price-gouging-2022-05-19/

Exactly. https://www.roadandtrack.com/news/a38960578/2022-mercedes-v8-models/

It sends a message to psychotic women that there may be consequences. 

Depends on the type of fun you’re looking to have. 

Not sure the Trident Tramp Stamp is large enough. 

Were the toilets working on the boats? If so, that’s a pretty easy way to set up private suites, so while sort of silly, it’s a pretty smart idea. 

Buick GNX. The Grand National was cool, but they were everywhere. The GNX made it worth looking at a Grand National from a distance worth it, because that one just might have the fender vents, flares and meatier tires.