Kinda liked the steelies on the original. 

But then you miss the short shorts in the full image.

We were THIS close to getting a Pacifica this go-round (we’re in Detroit, so employee pricing!). Went with a Traverse, which is essentially the minivan of SUV/CUVs. It’s huge, but doesn’t drive like a Yukon.

How dare you speak such words about the 45th President of the United States? 

“guessing” is not something I want my car doing. 

This is stupid. That said, if they were comfortable (unlike these), 4 seats would be cool.

Are you concerned with having to take your eyes off the road to shift from reverse to drive?

Without the need to install gas tanks that have to be refilled, you can put them anywhere. Every mall parking lot. Parks. Stadiums. Office buildings. You get where I’m going with this. 

There’s a market for, what, maybe 2,000 $100,000+ RS6 Avants? How many $30K wagons would you need to sell in order to make the numbers work? 

Alternate take: penises are getting smaller. 

Can we get any blacker?

Are you sure that red “sticker” wasn’t actually a red car-seeking mod?

Emily is a strange name for a guy. 

Leather seats and steering wheel, huh?

Walk-bot’s shoes are still on, so it’s fine.

But it fits two sets of golf clubs in the trunk!

Across the board, the only assholes that have been sharing this conspiracy theory are a.) the hot girls from high school who were led astray, b.) the shitheads from high school who are beyond reason, and c.)the President.

Was he so happy he pissed his pants in the first photo?

Durrrrrrrr...it wasn’t a brown wagon with AWD. Then I TOTALLY would have bought one. Just stop. 

13 year old me says “Nice” price. Ok fine, I still make 69 jokes as a 45 year old, married dad.