Walk-bot’s shoes are still on, so it’s fine.

“Small” for Amazon is roughly 200,000 sf. We’re not talking about a bodega on the corner. 

But it fits two sets of golf clubs in the trunk!

Across the board, the only assholes that have been sharing this conspiracy theory are a.) the hot girls from high school who were led astray, b.) the shitheads from high school who are beyond reason, and c.)the President.

How much space do your phone glasses take up? 

Was he so happy he pissed his pants in the first photo?

Durrrrrrrr...it wasn’t a brown wagon with AWD. Then I TOTALLY would have bought one. Just stop. 

13 year old me says “Nice” price. Ok fine, I still make 69 jokes as a 45 year old, married dad. 

Pop the clutch.

I was talking about the last 48 hours or so with my wife this morning. I can’t believe this is what is ACTUALLY happening, but considering who is president, I can’t believe it took this long to happen.

There is absolutely no evidence to support this, solid reporting all around. 

I can say with 100% confidence that Trump is the worst president ever. 

Isn’t this tied to the Paycheck Protection Program? If you’re a small business owner and take the money to cover your employees’ salary, you have to document if they’re actually working, otherwise the money has to be sent back. 

“Amity, as you know, means friendship.”

Or maybe they’re sober as in “no longer drinking alcohol for the rest of my life” sober. 

Charger, as others have said. https://www.partsgeek.com/catalog/2019/dodge/charger/body_mechanical_-ar-_trim/mirror.html

How is Dumb and Dumber not on this list?

Remember when the cell phone antenna was a status symbol? Things were simple then. 

Well this is odd.

Well this is odd.

That’s the current generation.