Same. I am inordinately disappointed right now.

Maison May in Fort Greene. Just in the event you’re on the hunt for a venue it is A+ and well-priced.

Maison-May in Fort Greene! It used to be named ‘Ici’, so if you wanna lurk on some blog posts and photo portfolios of this place, be sure to search both names. It’s a very pretty, laid-back space.

Here just to say Penn Badgley and Domino Kirke apparently had their wedding reception at the same Brooklyn restaurant I had mine at. This is entirely useless information but my husband doesn’t recognize either name so when I blurted it to him just now I got a blank stare instead. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This morning I opened that profile in a tab scoffing “Fuck you, Hiddleston” and then I read it and completely did a 180. I just felt bad for him! He seems lonely! He seems genuine in his earnestness! I like Hiddleston now! This profile undid the damage T.Swift did and I like him again! What power the written word can…

I got married last year and I decided to forgo a bridal party because I’ve been in two where things got awkward with other girls and the bride, and I’ve also heard horror stories from others. It just seems so unnecessary and not worth the hassle. I had some super great friends that pitched in on a few things, but I…

I was a teenaged extra in ‘A Time to Kill’ back in 1995. I had come to visit a friend on-set one day and I met Octavia Spencer, who was then a casting assistant. Most extras didn’t like the 5am call times, it turned out, so a lot of people were just not showing up after the first couple of days. She (assuming I was 18…

The first winter I was living in NYC I managed to catch every germ that floated my way. The city really does something to your immunity system. I worked at a new boutique in Brooklyn and a few days after Christmas, this girl Maggie tried to call out sick. She was told “no, come in; we’re slammed”. She came in, running…

Oh TOTALLY. There wasn’t enough wine in the world. Then that was compounded by the fact that my boyfriend turned out to be a turd too. AH YOUTH.

In college, as a virgin and about to do the sex for the first time(!) I went to Planned Parenthood for birth control. Though she was not a doctor, the RN that attempted to examine me went on to utter the saddest thing I’ve ever heard in the 18 years since: “Oooh honey.... oh no...” she went on to comment that my hymen…

James Carter’s Suit > Ken Bone’s Sweater

I can’t believe these people were considering anything other than whether they’d get to the first page of reddit with this bullshit.

True Story: I would very much eat his grilled cheese sandwich with “$8 worth of Jarlsberg”.

*immediately stalks geotag of Gawker Media on IG, is disappointed*

I got a message from a guy in Morocco named ‘Loved Man’ who wanted to see if I would love him too. Sorry to have missed that one.

I never really was sure what he watched, but a number of things my ex watched had “Gritty Mother and Son Dramas” forever showing up on our account. That doesn’t appear on the aforementioned list, so it’s even more mysterious to me now. ಠ_ಠ

I’m 13 months out from losing mine. So, yeah. It stings.

There’s a tie.

1. 2007. I lived off the 36th Street Stop of the R in Brooklyn. I always entered the last car at the last door because it was easiest to transfer to the F at 4th-9th St. There was a utility closet there at the very end of the platform. One day, during an extra hot week in July, I walked back there to…

GUYS can we talk about Scott Disick’s inclusion in the 60th birthday video?

I was working at Animal Kingdom the day Betsy got struck by lightning, actually! I was a caricature artist at the front of the park. We had daily thunderstorms in the summer (it is Florida, after all), and though it was getting cloudy and muggy, no rain had fallen yet. Suddenly, there was the BIGGEST flash and crash…