I like how the first thing he does is overwater a plant.

I'm On The Same Floor......Quick Call Maintenance....*Sniff*

Gah, I think there is something wrong with the air conditioning in this office. My eyes have gone all watery for some reason, they need to get that fixed!

I actually miss the days where I could make really weird-looking dudes.

Well see both genders playing both genders. I'll be sure to make the fattest characters I can think off.

I have a feeling we'll be seeing a lot of large butted, large breasted female characters played by males in this game...

you guys sure this just isnt the xbox 360 version of titanfall? looks like they should delay it some more.

Heh, nice. "Rule 35: If it exists, there is Minecraft of it."

If it exists, it'll get recreated in Minecraft

I know you said it's not real urine, but I still love the idea of him giving her a jar of his piss.

This is obviously not exclusive to Disney characters.

I now have to try hitting space a few times to log into any website.

Kid stares in awe at giant Xbox controller. More at 10.

Welcome to the internet, where the comments come first and the articles don't matter.

If Half-Life 2 was made today:

Next is Gabe Newell saying that Half Life 3 was secretly being developed as an Oculus Rift exclusive but is now canceled because of the Facebook deal.

Yes but your calls for "new stuff" really are just empty.

So when you say "nobody" asked for it, you really mean "you" never asked for it.

I get to slap more women and its not even christmas?!