Fun art fact: This picture has three more hidden vaginas in it than a Georgia O'Keeffe.

It is the Opinion of This Court that this is a very nuanced, beautiful, and kick-ass painting.

Metaphor explained: crimson pillow=periods

Derail alert:

Yeah, I'm not sure how this is a "controversy". It's incredibly inconvenient and not at all realistic to have stores forced to stay closed. Not everyone wants to live on that schedule.

Hannah Montana. Just sayin'