Sounds like SOMEONE has their WYTS 2019: Minnesota Vikings email prepared already!

I can’t believe he missed that FG after going 638/638 with the practice net!

Sciba? Sciba? Dude, where are you? We’ve got some work to do now. 

That was actually court case Finders v Keepers

Meanwhile, the Orioles’ “2018 AL East Division Participants” is still just sitting on the side of I-81.

Me: Great idea. I’m moving next door to you.

This Vampire hit for the cycle from the alt-right/racist checklist.

Am I shocked that doing something stupid like that resulted in a costly accident? No. Have I suggested that he is not to blame for his misfortune? No.  Does losing a part of your body or your ability to function suck?  I think that’s an easy yes.

Damn, I miss my mom. Doesn’t matter how old you get- in every man there is a little boy that needs his mother.

I was saying boo-urns.

The town of Dowagiac, MI has an actual city ordinance mandating that the name be pronounced “Doe-WAH-jack”. Not sure what the penalty for violating it but it can’t be worse than getting booed by a stadium full of mountain folk.

Clearly, LaMantia thought Appalachian is just another appellation.

It’s pronounced App-a-latchey State [Spittoon ring]

I vike that.

Fuuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkk!!!! Paul Allen will jump all over that phrase and use it in the radio broadcast cast and his 9-noon daily radio show.

Hasn't even played a game yet and I'm already sick of this fucking guy

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Disappointed that nachos “Flanders-style” didn’t make an appearance in the appetizer round.

Even though he won I feel like it’s a huge loss for him. Every time he survived a round meant he had to get more screen time. And every second on screen was the most embarrassingly dorky dad thing that has ever existed. WHO GOES ON TV WITH THAT SHIRT?! He says he got rid of the shirt since then, BUT WE ALL KNOW YOU’RE…