It would just be so much better if Musk would funnel all of the energy spent on voicing his terrible, idiot beliefs into his true calling; replacing one of his fingers with a cybernetic vape pen.

Trump telling an Asian American reporter to ask her question of Chi-NA wasn’t at all racist. But Greta Thunberg had a typo in a tweet so I demand she be fired, jailed, and executed.

 Because Will Forte needs to eat as well. 

So, you’re saying that if we REALLY want a Hanna-Barbera shared universe, we should just go and watch Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law again?

Can do!

i think you overestimate the governance of your average waffle house.

it took my friend literally pissing himself in a booth for us to get 86'd from ours during college.

Don’t hate on Elon. He builds all the cars himself, when he’s not designing rockets, hand digging tunnels and coming up with cool names for his friends (p3doguy) and his kid (Foxbat Y-12 CRM114*^#).

These are the people that take care of your children so you can go to work. They are all too often over worked and under paid, and living on the slimmest of margins. 

Generally, the only acceptable excuse someone could have for not paying their daycare provider is if they themselves have been financially impacted to the point where it becomes impossible. If your income hasn’t changed and you’re just pocketing the extra cash, then let me offer from the depth of my larynx a hearty,…

Yeah man, got to make sure technicians aren’t *checks notes* making a side income in a completely unrelated field.

Sex work is real work. No different than any other side gig.

Sleeve tattoos don't weigh anything, dude. 

Hitler’s ‘Antifa Hood’.  I can’t even take this reply seriously after that.

‘and perceived oppression’ -- I suppose now’s a bad time to point out this applies equally, if not more so, to people who are made at comics companies ‘forcing their agenda’ on us, huh?

ah yes... conservatives “disagree” with math. because there’s both sides to math....................... GTFAC.

It's safe to assume these people are fucking morons because they're acting like fucking morons. 

Fuck these selfish assholes.

Is it really so unfathomable to Americans that people can vote for increased taxes on themselves when those taxes make sense?

Splinter would right about this same topic using the snake emoji for Warren’s name, and then bringing it back to how great Bernie is. That site had issues...

Man, I miss Splinter.