It’s America. It is ALWAYS about money.

I actually listened to most of this because I was in the car, even though I spent the entire time screaming at him. The idea that “someone” rearranged his security council and he doesn’t know anything about it is pathetic. When asked about his contact with the infected Brazilian official he insisted not that he never…

Mmmm Malort. I may just have a shot of it now that I'm thinking of it!

How dare you disparage Malort by implying the President drinks it.

Is it really so unfathomable to Americans that people can vote for increased taxes on themselves when those taxes make sense?

I mean he has protected a serial sexual harasser from getting fired by removing the women the that worked in the same office. So yes he can go and not be heard from again.

Splinter would right about this same topic using the snake emoji for Warren’s name, and then bringing it back to how great Bernie is. That site had issues...

Man, I miss Splinter.

Most of the distilleries I’ve been to (and I’ve been to a lot) sell their spent grains to farmers for cattle or pig feed. They extract almost all the sugar, but there is still a lot of protein and some decent vitamin content they don’t use.

Did something happen to the Waynes that involved a gun? I feel like this hasn’t really been addressed in any of the comics, movies, cartoons, or TV shows.

But imagine how much MORE money they would bring in if they just stuck to sports...

You can still bask in Burneko’s screed from a few years ago, if you like: https://deadspin.com/why-the-fuck-isnt-kobe-bryant-a-pariah-yet-1829494689

I’m really looking forward to the nuanced take on his passing and legacy that Deadspin will post tomorrow. Oh wait. Shit.

...and now Hoggish Greedly is head of the EPA. Take that, liberals! 

Doxxing Nazis is never wrong.

Start a racist website, run it for a year until it’s full of racists, then doxx all of them.

The racist shitbags came out of their racist closets when Trump happened. He empowered them to “tell it like it is” 

To be fair, the Cloverfield Monster in Charlie Kaufman’s movie is just common human intimacy.