danharmon
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danharmon

Wow. Just... wow.

Barstool is over here.

I’m seeing this take a lot and...

That would be the Twisted Spoke, which also happens to be the best whiskey bar in the Midwest.

STICK TO SPORTS” -person who hates dogs in hats

Yeah but fuck college sports.

Yeah, but fuck college sports.

Sir, might I suggest you put your thoughts into survey form?

My three year old was asking me about sports team mascots recently and mentioned elephants and I said, “No, there’s not elephant teams.” And like 4 questions later I remembered the A’s and was like, “WAIT. LET’S GO BACK TO THE ELEPHANT THING.”

1. Not necessarily you, but SOMEONE.

WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Counterpoint: Malort is, in fact, good.

I am not against deep dish- technically Pequod’s is deep dish in the Chicago style and it is the best pizza on the planet- but I am constantly offended by idiots outside the area who make lasagna-related jokes. It’s just fucking uninformed. It’s like me talking shit about NYC because everything I know about it relates

Everyone: Subway isn’t good!

As a resident, I call bullshit on that. I mean, yes, it’s that thing you said but it’s also good!

I LOST COUNT

Maybe it was Cody Parkey’s fault for not getting it above the height at which it could be tipped? I mean, would it be his fault if it hit the long snapper in the back of the head? Yes it would. So maybe he’s responsible for the height of the ball!

Hey, there’s some dumbass shit being said about Chicago food in this!