Notwithstanding the ill-advised timeout, the Pats probably should consider mixing it up a little on fourth and 1. They've been running that QB sneak ever since Brady took over at QB.

You can stop Moss. You can stop Welker. You can't stop Moss AND Welker.

Apparently, an important part of the blueprint is having your cornerback hold Randy Moss whenever possible.

Shoshanna Gruss? Ugh. I woulda stuck with the maiden name.

Ken Norton in Mandingo.

It's perfectly reasonable to expect players to stand passively at the bench while their teammate gets hip-checked into the scorer's table.