@Jason Taylor: I think he was going for 'funny' more than he was going for 'deceitful.' Though a more deceitful post may be funnier to some. Hmm.

Where does Koticku fit on this list? ;D

@NexusSIX: Drake is BaaAAaaack!: Not 1, 4. And every 4 months or so they will release a new version of the site, so you'll have to buy it again. And there will be a monthly subscription fee. Here's how to navigate the new site:

@karoc: good catch

I get my Kotaku updates via RSS. It's a better way for me to get news than Facebook.

@Leyviur: people are just suckers for touch interfaces.

Looks terrible.

Awesome!

Total dead Xbox 360's among participants:

I want something a little more customizable - the ability to choose whichever image I want (perhaps one from my hard drive), change the theme colours to whatever I want, allow me to resize/relocate/create new notes.

@SinnerG: Luke hails from Australia.

@MattyMattMatt: Yeah in my initial post I guessed that I didn't have the right make of trackpad. I'm pretty sure I have an Alps one, so that would be why it doesn't work. Oh well!

TwoFingerScroll doesn't work on my Toshiba Satellite M100 laptop (running Windows 7). I'm guessing it has the wrong make of trackpad.

@WilliamTheFifth: I tried not to at first but then they all just turned their guns on me. I didn't know it was possible to do it without "following his lead."

@Rashed Mokdad: agreed.

I snagged K2VL-PEUJ-94ZY-Q7X9.

@pupyfrog: Spoiler alert!

@R0bster: haha nice

*not actual gameplay footage*

I think pigtails is the cutest haircut.