A fivesome? Really? I would've expected "An Orgy of...Screenshots", but I guess if you wrote that, people might expect screenshots of an in-game orgy...which is not far-fetched considering the franchise in question.

@Fenring: Ummm, why? nothing has happened yet. It's 2 pages of not-even introduction. And it's about super heroes, not games.

@newgalactic: There is no way that the loss of sales will be significant enough to cause a ruckus. There are so many people that have been waiting for this for 10 years, and so many more that were introduced to sc along the way that are also excited for this, that those who withhold purchase due to lack of LAN play…

Am I the only SC fan that wasn't excited by this? I want to see some battles!

@Steve Abbott: Bahahaha, excellent

@Steve Abbott: Bahahaha, excellent

@Phanta: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

@Antiterra: haha yeah. I especially enjoyed: "Oh wow, Kotaku's Mike Fahey!"

Man, I was hoping that the "This is not a joke" tag link would lead me to at least one other article...

@That mop mutant from NES.: I don't know why it is, but lately everyone has been talking about pogs. Must be like a certain timeframe for people to look back on them fondly? I had a few but got bored of them really quickly. Other than nostalgia I don't know why anyone would remember them as being great. As games…

@Janxer: quite right, quite right

@SanjulaAmbustus: haha! yeah, I can't remember how old I was when I first played it, but I could barely handle 2D games, let alone a wacky 3rd dimension!

@Michael Dukakis - Mets fan: second :)

@Fullforce: sigh, so many music services unavailable in Canada....thanks anyways

:)

@ArJay: I don't like how you have to attack absolutely everything. The nice mom should be allowed to buy her son a hot dog. And that other hobo and I should team up to make a hobo alliance!

@ShakespeareGeek:I don't know why these shortcuts are so widely unknown! It's taken me years to learn really handy ones like Windows+R to run a program (instead of going Start -> Programs -> Accessories -> calculator I just go Windows+R, calc.exe, enter, works on any windows machine, so I don't need to worry if…

"...the town board members told the board that police officers had told him old him that"

@FatalChaos: me too!

@Solertia: I broke my Xplorer when I was learning to play guitar hero. I was on medium difficulty, and hadn't gotten the hang of strumming up & down in succession (on time), so I just hammered on the strum bar really quickly. Broke it trying to get 5 stars on that Suicidal Tendencies song (Institutionalized).