One thing I will point out is that Alan Wake’s wife was the one who dragged HIM to that town, not the other way around. She was trying to twist his arm into going to visit a psychiatrist who specializes in working with artists and is based in the area.

Why is Jezebel like this...

“NYAAARGH I GOTTA MAKE THIS ABOUT MY SALTY ASS AND THE ELECTION RESULTS SOMEHOW REEEEEEEEE”

Same to you, then.

Well, you do seem very intent on demonizing it, and making out as though enjoying the stuff makes you a bad person.

I meant sex-negative as in the way puritanical blowhards like to try to quash and demonize any and all even remotely adult content for little to no reason, other than the need to feel ideologically superior to those around them.

Honestly, the ones who need to grow up are the people who like to drown themselves in sex-negativity. Let people have their goofy butt shots. Who gives a shit?

Either all of it’s okay, or none of it’s okay. You can’t restrict humour, because it’s our number one way to confront the ills of our world. A poorly delivered joke is just that. Anything can be made genuinely funny in the right hands, regardless of subject matter.

The game does rely on it’s players having an advanced level of game literacy. Little things like how the crosshair’s movement speed slows down a bit when it passes over a floating statement as a way to help assist your aim, or how you’re supposed to make the connection between the rhythm game and the regular debates,…

Just read the tutorials, and proceed carefully. It’s all logic puzzles in the trials.

Video apps won’t be available at launch, but they should be coming shortly after.

Yes. Because I’ve held one.

It’s funny how this all works. Japan’s really squeamish when it comes to violence, and has that stuff toned down in a lot of it’s media, with uncensored versions usually having to be specifically sought out. In the west, we’re totally cool with gore, but Japan’s particular brand of off-beat and goofy sexuality is…

“““““““Intellect”””””””

He’s more concerned with having nice photos taken of him than he is with maintaining the stability of his country. His constant breaking of campaign promises has decimated any good will he had, and it’s becoming more and more apparent that he holds a serious amount of contempt for the western half of his country.

The pedigree of being the son of one of the worst leaders in his country’s history?

Madoka Magica’s Homura Akemi is the best girl. If you haven’t watched the anime series all the way through, perhaps that is not apparent.

Perfect.

Questionable...?

Just give it some time, and keep an eye on EA’s announcements. I have a feeling that if they’re making FIFA for the Switch, and it sells well, the other sports won’t be far behind.