You already know this: in rugby, there’s no forward passing.

Oh, I thought you were referring to that racist logo.

my high school teachers liked me...now i just have to find a way to get phil jackson and my high school teachers in the same room and i’ll be a knick in no time

Please let this blow up in Magic’s face. Please let this blow up in Magic’s face.

Having listened to the attached clip I believe the targets of his ire was as follows: The English language, the person in charge of mic levels on First Take, and everyone waiting for their car to get fixed across America.

There was a time when freaks like this had alternate lines of work, like showing up junior high schools, ripping phone books in half and deadlifting Isuzus while talking about the REAL power which was JESUS CHRIST.

Yes, hence the “smack it to Minnesota” line. Because he hits long drives...

Boy, Player really refuted the notion that he is “kind of a showboater” with this full page statement (in which he mentions meeting Mandela, being at the Olympics, being invited to the US Open to celebrate his grand slammiversary, etc etc)..

Wow, that sounds inviting: St. Louis in the dead of summer, Lance Berkman, and a stadium full of passionate Christians.

he can’t read yet

“Yo bitch, get out from behind that desk so I can check out that fine ass.”

Speaking as a psychologist, I can assure you that Binge Eating Disorder amongst men is a very, very real and common concern. Your reductionism of this disorder is only perpetuating the very stigma that Joey Julius is trying to combat.

Hi, you sound like a huge prick right now. I don’t think anyone said that this is exactly the same thing as anorexia, bulimia (or whatever you think a woman’s eating disorder is) or that this man faces the same expectations and pressures a woman does.

How about that. A touching story from Penn State that doesn’t make me throw up.

“Disorder’s for me. Dat one, too.”

Thank you for participating.

“Look at this poor who is taking our picture.”

You mean Meg Trump.

He’s a professional soccer player. He dribbled past a few guys. Then he kicked the ball.

Whichever media company sees fit to greenlight Steve Smith: Shit Talking Around the World will make a fucking mint.