So, do CrossFit? Got it.

Not sure how the lack of holding calls accounts for the Cowboys only scoring 22 points in the last the games...

I remember when I broke the world record for drinking 100 beers at the “4th Annual Wade Boggs Beerlympics”. The key for me was the 1 mile jog I took after beer number 80. I lost some time in the end with stopping and running in the dark, but I had enough time to play with, I knew I was going to be okay. The run was a…

You know what else would be “courageous”? Not being complicit in an apartheid. Standing up for the victims of sexual abuse seems a bit hollow when you are part of a system that is repressing an entire class of people based on their ethnicity.

This message would be a lot stronger if it was coming from a woman who wasn’t ok with apartheid.

When my son was born he had some complications, nothing too serious but enough to keep him in the NICU for a week. The doctors and nurses were incredible. I also saw the pain on the faces of parents who had children with more serious issues. The NICU was a place of both horror and beauty. I’m thankful I will never…

Getting a huge boner think about TB12 “going solo with a jar of coconut oil”...

I used to shower at the gym everyday! I was squatting in a house without any utilities so I got a gym membership for hygiene purposes only!

This truly feels like something he does just so he can use his cheesy line, not with any malice or sexual intent. Is it wrong? Sure but this is definitely the wrong battle to pick in the war against sexual assault.

In a deleted scene, the cause of death is revealed to be accidental asphyxiation caused by Kevin rolling on top of her after passing out mid coitus.

Well, he does have a name like a wise, Canadian vagina.

I’m confused, can a man not be a feminist and a piece of shit at the same time? Drag his ass for being a cheater but I’m not sure that it necessarily overwrites his bonafides as a feminist.

Participation trophy! Grumble Grumble! Millenials! Grumble grumble! Obama’s fault! GRUMBLE GRUMBLE GRUMBLE!!! #MAGA

Officially, is throwing a bag of groceries in a lake recored as a sack?

Absolutely, 100% without a doubt... Home run. Here’s what it boils down to; it is feasible to hit a lucky home run. Likely? No but feasible? Yes. Now, is it feasible for a non-tall person to magically jump 6" higher than they have ever jumped in their life? No. It does not happen. Fact is, the majority of the world is…

#sadwooo

“... and what you do off the field, don’t let too many people know.” This is good advice if say, you helped murder someone.

Stop trying to make, “saddling” a thing! LA wants this, LA is equipped to handle it and it’s going to be super sweet so shut up now and hop on board the 5 ring circus train or we won’t invite you to the quarterfinals of the Modern Pentathlon!

I thought this write up was surprisingly kind to the 49ers!

Skip Bayless is a master of debating himself.