No she 100% says "fuckin' hell".

Dumping water on a small child is called "bathtime". And yes, historically speaking it's mostly been cold water.

Oh yeah, it goes without saying that she's still way better looking than either of us could ever hope to be and if I were the last man on earth she'd just marry a suitcase full of dildos. I'm just sayin' those eyes bother me, is all.

"We've done everything we can to demonstrate a remarkable amount of restraint."

Actually, I disagree.

Look how hurt those guys look having to report the news. That tells me a lot about Robin Williams as a person that I would never be able to experience. What a bummer of a day.

wooooooooooooow I just got that. I can't believe I never put two and two together before.

ohhhh i get why they are named that.

I love tiny old people. He's like a 70 year old man in a six year old's body.

That's why I call it "sheathing the skin sword."

My Nokia fell out of my pocket in my aunt's gravel driveway, it spent at lest a day and a night out there, was rained on and driven over. When I found it the plastic parts had popped apart, I snapped them together again, wiped the mud out of the battery compartment and the damn thing still works, it's been working…

This GIF perfectly sums up everything that *isn't* happening in the video. Well done.

Depends.

"There really isn't much to know about me. I mean, look at me."

This line killed me.

Saruman!

"Honey, how do you expect me to get in the mood if you don't even have colored drop-down selections for column B?"

If this lackluster Excelmanship is any indication, this is a man who lacks passion.

Captain Marvel movie. Captain Marvel movie. CAPTAIN MARVEL MOVIE, DAMMIT.