He still has a Long Long Way To Go.

Gotta feeling the Broncos are not going to have as easy as a time against the Patriots.

They didn't need to cheat due to Andy Reid's terrible clock management.

Don't you understand?
We don't need another hero
We don't need to know the way home
All we want is life beyond the thunderdome

Well, it is a team sport and the defense let the Packers down.

It used to be first score wins so only a field goal is required. Now, if you only get a field then the other team has a chance to get at least a field goal to continue or a TD to win it.

How much does it cost to have an opposing team player tip up a ball so that your team can still get the TD?

It was the only thing a ref hadn't fucked up this season.

And Green Bay fans will complain for years about the coin flip that didn't happen.

I would have thought it might be Jesse Ventura.

Try again.

Super Bowls XLII and XLVI must have been real strains on your relationship.

The Bengals haven't won a playoff game since I got my driver's license.

I do hope that Green Bay wins this weekend, if only to hear more announcers say "Ha Ha Clinton-Dix".

How quickly we forget Cam's Camo Suit:

A few years ago, Rick Perry was running ads in other states to get businesses to come to Texas. He ran one that slammed New York.

Glad to see this column back!

Also, the Chiefs should have destroyed the Texans in the first half but only managed to score 13 points. I've got an hunch that the Patriots won't be nearly as awful on offense as the Texans were.

I have a Facebook friend who can't understand how Mad Max got so many nominations. This person said it was horrible and they shut it off after 20 minutes.

If I remember correctly, the pheasant also has its wings clipped.