iTunes did not kill record sales. As Mick Jagger put it:

"We're not here to start no trouble.
We're just here to do the Super Bowl Shuffle."

Then there's those poor bastards, the Philadelphia Eagles. They lose three straight NFC championships, but win it one their 4th try. But who do they end up facing in the Super Bowl? The Patriots who were at the height of their powers.

Man, how lucky was Jon Gruden? He takes over a team that had been doing well under Tony Dungy who built up a great defensive team. He gets to the Super Bowl and who does he face off against? The team he was coaching the previous year.

Or a Lions fan.

Well, both groups like big boobs…

What a dumb mistake on my part. That's what I get for not watching the movie.

They would have gotten Norm Macdonald but he's busy being the Colonel for KFC.

Oh no, I was a ghost the whole time!

"Sure, my dad gave me a couple of bucks to get started with, only one or two million. No big deal." -Trump

That…wasn't funny.

*Sigh*
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

You never studied.

Print is dead.

They did one like that but for Curious George.

Shut down the whole internet?

After Louis mentions that he took Intro to Bob Fosse, Jessica's "oh-kay…" slays me.

My local movie theater isn't one of those fancy ones that serves beer, but they have two Freestyle machines which makes up for it.

Have you tried a Coke Freestyle machine?

Actually happened to me with a beer.