Only in the reality of "Step Up".

Guess I'll stick with my day job then…

Not quite, but I'll take it!

In my head, it sounded right.

So, has anyone else been thinking up new jingles for Peyton's Nationwide commercials?

I love how after the Titans player comes after him, he breaks out a couple more moves.

Don't worry, the Niners will make them feel like their old selves again.

No football player should date a hot woman. Al Bundy went from scoring 4 touchdowns in one game to selling women's shoes because of a woman!

More words of wisdom from Sister Sarah…
https://twitter.com/sarahpa…

To be fair, has anyone figured out Disqus?

Maybe he's gonna be the meat in a Bubba and Zed sandwich.

This is a great bit.

I understood that there was only four movies, because if there were five, it would mean that the movies were breeding.

Señor Snow no es macho
Es solamente un borracho

I'm worried I would get snowed under all this exposition.

You shake him, and he creates a white cloud to hide in, but it only lasts a few seconds.

According to this article, the FM radio landscape was very segregated. And in the early 80's, it was expected that there was never gonna be a massive cross-demographic star ever again. Then in 1982, a little album named "Thriller" came out…

Mmmmmm…hot steak…

This reads like sour grapes on Brosnan's part.

Oh, yeah, I forgot that, didn't I?
http://youtu.be/omXcqEJYA58