At this point, I think they are getting ready to do a Weekend at Bernie's with Ronald Reagan's corpse.

Miami Vice?

He saw some action as a rookie for the Atlanta Falcons…

The Devil being a Jets fan hasn't helped since 1969…
…maybe Jesus is a Patriots fan.

No mention of Bubba Smith's cameo on Married…With Children? For shame.

20 minute infomercial on a local cable access channel.

You know what my favorite drug is?

As in the singer of Kiss From A Rose.

Oh no, he had to pay a $15 parking fine? How will he survive that crushing debt?

Did they change it?

Not much else according to IMDB. But he is supposedly working on a sequel to Goon.

It's the leg splits that really sell it.
http://youtu.be/CE8XKeN0zk4

What is it with that tie though?

Excuse me, that's a pommel horse.
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Contracts?

The big problem with Die Hard 5 is McClane's character. In the other movies, he's a reluctant hero who's goal for the day is something simple.
1: Hang out with his wife
2: Pick his wife up at the airport.
3: Get some aspirin for his hangover.
4: Pick up his daughter.
In 5, he's seems a little too gung ho about blowing shit…

His romance was a little forced in Kickboxer, but Bloodsport and Time Cop really show off his natural charm.

Remember, they were filming during a writer's strike so the director and Daniel Craig did their own rewrites as they were shooting.

Not to mention the way overuse of latex masks.

No question about that. It's that, technically, it wasn't a solo vehicle for Dwayne Johnson.