Ha, that was one of the few good episodes of GI Joe!

A movie about earthquakes wiping out California?
That sounds silly. I bet they would get some wrestler to star in too.

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Did he have a mutant foot?

What other movie has a scene where the protagonist and another guy transform to large rubbersuited versions of themselves to have a Godzilla-stye fight at a power plant?

It's not the Simpsons we want. It's the Simpsons we deserve.

No one who speaks German could be evil.

Hey, I can do voices!

Have you ever watched it with the subtitles turned on?

Quiet! If you mention their name, they'll appear!

All the comments by the other guy have been deleted, and it now reads like you're having a conversation with a very angry voice in your head.

Don't worry, it's just a name.

"Did you ever bop your bologna?"

The setup was the mirror of Buffy. In Buffy, the kids are well aware of the supernatural events occuring in the town but the adults are coming up with rational explanations("It was swamp gas.") In SDMI, the adults are the ones willing to believe in the supernatural, mostly because the town's main source of income was…

Better to learn about Spongebob at home than in some dark back alley.

It's not that complicated: Kids watch crappy shows because kids have bad taste.

That would be the first season of The Incredible Hulk, right?

I think he's actually a set of quadruplets.

My kids watched this show a lot. There was one where he goes thru the trial and error of building a bridge. I was surprised at how well it gets across some basic principles of structural engineering.

Fortunately, the Baltimore Police have a healthy relationship with the community and are well respected.