I read almost all his books as a kid but that scene was where I said nope, done.

"You once were a ve-gone, but now you will begone."

"It's bad enough that Yankees is just an old fashioned term for subway masturbators."

I was a little disappointed because as soon as I saw the video, I knew right what was going to trip up the reverend.

I'm sure MI6 required him to get a vasectomy before giving him OO status.

(Looking at the full poster)
Wait, is he wearing an Apple watch?

Beerfest scores points for properly distinguishing beer pong from Beirut.

I know what you mean but will they ever top the classic Star Wars porn trilogy?
Star Whores
The Empire Gets Lucky
Return of the Jism

Yeah, I enjoyed the series a lot.

Or a War of the Worlds reboot series.

Tarantino does the same thing by casting Gordon Liu as Pai Mei in Kill Bill Vol. 2.

Just ask Bristol Palin.

I knew of a couple in college where the guy told the girl she wouldn't get pregnant if they had sex standing up.

To be fair, it was a FBI psychic pig. Randy had no choice in the matter.

Or that you can still call up Walt Disney's head.

Also, Jacquilene's dog has a decorative anus.

So, Christina Hendricks will show up as Kimmy's mom?

I cannot wait then for the live action adaptation of Fantasia.

That's the best kind of correct!

There's nothing worse than finishing the only book you have with you and you have to try to read it again from page 1.