perfect dark and feeling old? n64 isnt that old - says old guy

It’s also a part of Rare Replay as well! Perfect Dark is one of my all time favourite games (is it better than Goldeneye? Yes, yes it is..apart from how silly and alien-y the story gets at the end) and I would happily convince others to still play it today!

My poor aching back

I remember playing Perfect Dark but do not remember the Counter-Op mode, it sounds so awesome!

I mean, “back in the day” is admittedly a dramatic turn of phrase. It’s been sixteen years though and gaming years are a bit like dogs years...

Still pretending AoS is bad?

3/10 try harder next time

But at least he didn’t steal forty cakes. That would have been as many as four tens. And that’s terrible.

So, grab them by the Donald Trump during the Vietnam War?

The man failed miserably selling gambling, football, and steak.

I plan on tricking him into giving it to us.

U.S. Soccer is a bunch of hypocrites considering Tim Howard has been blurting out inappropriate things his entire career.

Somehow this will end up being your fault

It’s Bridget Reagan, from her time on the amazing Agent Carter.

I read this and was like, yeah that sounds about right.

I’ve got a friend that’ll help:

Not enough upgrading armor sequences.

Executive #1: “DC isn’t as popular as Marvel. What are our options?”

“That thing does not obey the laws of physics at all!”

This guy must be reading a different bible than we’re familiar with, because there is no way the Jesus described in any of the bibles I grew up reading would have been cool with this.