“I’m a great Finder, excellent Keeper. Greatest in the world. I have best Keepers in New York! Cruz, he’s a loser, a weeper. That’s not what we need.”

Yeah, there are a few major beats in the first episode that suggest why they’re estranged. And yes, they reunite before Genesis bonds with Jesse.

Real shame that this movie is being made at all.

“Is it mechanically possible for you to fuck yourself?” I laughed my ass off at that one.

Shaun the Sheep was one of those movies that had one of the worst marketing campaigns I have ever seen for a movie.

I didn’t even realize it was in theaters until I was wondering what was showing and realized that it was the newest Ardman movie.

CBS: Voters decide who makes the debate; the top 5 from NH are in

Except it won’t crash and burn at all. In fact, it’s easily going to be the biggest of Paul Feig’s hits so far.

Sega’s main problem was a lack of money. They simply couldn’t afford to stay in the hardware business anymore thanks to some really terrible business decisions. By the time Sega dropped the Dreamcast, They had 2 large failures (3 if you lump the dreamcast in there) and hadn’t posted a profit in 5 years.

Sadder fact: Sega surrendered on the Dreamcast in Japan with numbers that Microsoft would kill for right now.

I respect your opinion but... ahh you know what, fuck your opinion, Kojima is great.

So the funny part?! When do we get to that. I am asking for a friend.

Genetically Enhanced Nazi Islamic Extremist?

Pictured: Their preferred method of attack.

Um, did no one see the Aladdin documentary? They created a super solider called “G.E.N.I.E” which could do anything. As an American, it is our duty to bomb the shit out of them to make sure they don’t have a chance to use it before we do on us. I’m pushing back on this one.

Chewbacca dual-wielding lightsabers? Um, yeah, I’ll have more of that, please.

Tennant terrified me. The whole time. Even at the points when he wasn’t trying to be terrifying. I felt jj’s pain, that suffocating isolation that comes when you’re trying to move on but you can't.

I'm crazy about Tennant but it's because he's so good. Watching him flip from smooth and silky to terrifying is amazing to watch. And Kilgrave makes you understand why people fall for psychopaths.

Congratulations on being the embodiment of the public's view of the male gamer.

So you've never been in a relationship?