This is the best thing I’ve read today.

Holy crap, that was good. Comments are over, folks. This one wins.

I can’t wait for President Trump to break out the “whoever smelt it, dealt it” argument when discussing pollution at the G20.

Thanks for the reply, Evan!

When she returns to Annville she tries to pull Jesse back into a life of crime, but he tells her that he’s running a church now. “I hear you pretty much suck at it,” she retorts.

#Jafar2015

The idea that the 000 knows what his best “dissecting” hand is both incredibly funny and very unsettling. I can’t help but imagine the, er, experiments he had to to determine that fact.

GOOD GOD

I think I was slightly caught off guard, because JJ had used it earlier with the text message and most shows would use something like that just the once, so when she said it at the docks I was pleasantly (and emotionally) surprised.

Tennant’s delivery on “Pick up that coffee. Throw it in your face” was so wonderfully arrogant and flippant that I couldn’t help laugh (followed quickly by “oooh shit, that looked painful”)

And the fact the center “love story” of the show is not Jessica and Luke. but Jessica and Trish is beyond awesome.

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Hah, you’re welcome *blushes*

They’re basically saying that a puppet with a hand up it could’ve done at least a comparable job.

A selection of tweets from from former DMA developers. I, er, don’t think it went down very well.

That’s the reaction I tend to get from watching ITV News. Then I have to go and lie down for a while and think about what I did.

This isn’t the first time ITV have asked an unbelievably stupid fucking question. Exhibit A from the ITV News Twitter account:

It’s being suggested that she’s dressed like a Pokemon Trainer, not that she’s dressed as a Pokemon Trainer. The art on the right is fan-art based on the photograph.

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