Everyone failed this girl because he was an “important person,” fuck all of them. I hope she is on the path to recovery and far away from every single person that contributed to this.

#IDidReportAssholes

It does look nuts

She was so right about everything except how to beat fucking Donald Trump in an incredibly winnable election. Like, you know, how to campaign in the Rust Belt instead of a California you were never going to lose or a Georgia you were never going to win.

He needs to be a boss character in Smash Bros. Ultimate. His best attack is when he hits you with crippling debt.

Here’s the true answer: Every single Toad that puts on the specific princess crown can and will turn into Peach. Why do you think there’s a Toad at the end of every castle in the NES Mario? The crown is passed around as a means to manipulate Mario into “liberating” castles all over the mushroom kingdom. When the Toad…

OK, I can’t help it, I’m going to be that guy:

Good idea on avoiding movie theatres. I went this weekend to see Crazy Rich Asians and this guy behind me was incredibly annoying and talked through the whole movie. Then another woman nearby was eating her popcorn so loudly I couldn’t concentrate. Society is overrated. 

The Proposal is great and If you haven’t seen Crazy Rich Asians yet you are crazy.

I wish I could find that tweet again that basically said, “let’s not lament all the famous fuckwads whose careers are now ruined because they couldn’t keep their dicks to themselves. Let’s lament the art that never got created because the people who wanted to make it got silenced by these fuckers. They had their shot,…

He “deserves to make a living”, Che? Well, he already made plenty of money, so...fuck right off. He made plenty of living. And nobody is recommending that McDonald’s not hire him. They’re just saying hey, maybe he doesn’t need--or deserve-- to be a famous fucking comedian getting millions of dollars of support. 

Faxes can’t die soon enough. Take a crowbar to your budget and buy a scanner if you own a business.

Upvoted, but I’ll still fight you on that. Natalie Portman so far is the biggest miscast of a major character to date.

For some reason BFA just doesn’t have any appeal to me. It just seems far too similar to the old WoW which is probably what Blizzard is trying to go for.

Alternately, vampires.

Winona picked out a few things

Snakes happiness lies somewhere else

Muselk is the most vanilla, non-offensive streamer out there. He has an Australian DisneyXD show, for god’s sake.

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